Hitler

The best person ever, according to Americans, because Americans are fucktards

“Hitler for president!” - a dumbshit American

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little hitler

the european version of the dirty sanchez

the little hitler is when you stick your finger up a womans bum, pull it out then draw a moustache over her upper lip

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Hitler Youth

When kids in middle school spray their deodorant in the locker room.

Guy 1 : *sprayes deodorant
Guy 2 : You are the hitler youth, you just turned this place into a gas chamber

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Chocolate Hitler

A chocolate Hitler, or Chitler is:

a. A chocolate in the shape of Hitler. like a chocolate bunny, only it looks like Hitler.

b. When you get a little chocolate on your upper lip after eating a chocolate bar and it looks like Hitler's mustache

Man you got a chocolate Hitler from eating that Chocolate Hitler.

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Hitlering the situation

When someone tries to say something to make the situation better, but ultimately fucks things up even worse.

Apparently my friend over here didn't get the hint that he was Hitlering the situation until after the bitch maced him.

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Adolf Hitler

A smart and great political leader.
His extremist views rallied many Germans behind his cause.
He brought Germany out of poverty but started the 2nd world war.

Adolf Hitler was the leader of the NASDAP

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Bloody Hitler

A bloody hitler is when a female KNEEL over a mans head and drips menstrual blood while he lays down.

ONLY WORKS IF ITS ON HIS UPER LIP. OTHERWISE ITS A NAUGHTY CHAPLIN.

Ralphs getting a Bloody Hitler!

EWWWWW!

Wait, no its a naughty chaplin :(

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