Mother of Joey’d

When you and the girls just got too turnt at the club, too much hot tub and rosé. When Saturday was LIT, completely son of Merlinda’d but now Sunday is here and you’re feeling terrible

Alyssa: last night I got completely son of Merlinda’d.

Maegan: me too, completely mother of Joey’d. I need a tums and some Tylenol

mother pecker

1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.

1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"

Mother of Thighs

The Mother of Thighs, a woman with lovely massive thighs enough to take in all around her.

"There is a Mother of Thighs, bring me to her right now"

mother fucktard

one who does one others mother!

Damn,Ho you a mother fucktard

Your mother

She's fat and dumb

Your mother's so fat, when she gets on an elevator, she has no choice but to go down!

Your mother.

Something polite you say when you dont know what too say

waiter: what would you like to eat?
you: hmmm, ill think about it. Your mother.

Your mother

What someone says when asked what are you doing

Hey LeBron you suck, what are you doing
Your mother