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A man who would do anything for his truck, works at home depot, is most likely ginger and he usually wears camo shirts and cargo pants. If you meet a Randy, expect the first thing he says will be "Hey girl get in my pickup truck, you shouldn't be worrying about a disease that has a 99% survival rate!" (jokes aside if you actually think like that the circus is that way 👉)
Randy: I'm not sexually active because I actually respect women!
McDonalds employee: ok.
an amazing human being <3333 and sexy <33
randy is an amazing human being
randy is a bitch ass white boy that does the most, pretends to be the shit but is annoying asf wit fack Benjamin's walkin around claiming that he gang affiliated
#1 :you know that lil nigga named randy
#2 : yea
#1: dis nigga pulled fuckin monopoly money out his fuckin pocket , trynna flex
#2 : he prolly mook
#1 he he do be actin sus
Sits outside of art stores, and offers you “cheap ceramics”, he has an array of “secret colors” underneath his ragged blanket, if you do not accept to buy either the ceramics or the secret colors before you enter the store he will slap his arms vigorously and scream at you “SeCrEt CoLOrS” if you wish to live run the moment you see randy, sometimes he goes by Tod, do not trust this, he is randy, how do you know it’s randy? The look in that motherfuckers eyes is enough.
“God fucking damn it, it’s randy again, go get the broom”
“Awe fucking randy? I hate that guy”
“Don’t trust randy, he sells broken ceramics, they are NOT cheaper than the ones inside”
“Randy lies”
A person that will end up being your best friend wether you like it or not Randy is someone you just can't get rid of Randy's are kind hearted and sometimes weirdos but you gotta love em.
Randy your weird 😋