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When you roll your dick in honey, cover it in hair, and then fuck her in the ass.
she said she wanted an animal experience in bed so I gave her the grizzly back river.
This is when a man goes down on a female's genitalia while she is going through her monthly cycle
Last night I joined Laura's Red River Club
Move to another pub whilst someone is in the toilet without telling them ..
we throw u in the river as you were playing up that much you were going to get us kicked out of the pub
Woozy river rafting is what dvbbs does at concerts
the crowd surf on a pool raft-- it's awesome
"Dude did you see dvbbs woozy river rafting? They better do that at every concert"
The most bad ass race car drives found in Pickerington Ohio . Deals with nothing but lights, speed and sound and most definitely their looks. They have their own crew apparel. One member of the frr in particular has serious trouble installing under-glow and can’t talk to girls. On the other hand another member of the FRR buys his girls.
Person 1- you ever heard of the Flat River Racers?
Person 2- yeah! Those are some bad ass mother fuckers !
A fictional disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?
When you she shows you her nips (nipples), so you take out two nips (miniature alcohol bottles), open them on her nipples, and chug half of each bottle. Pour the rest of the alcohol in her pussy and fuck her, using the alcohol as lube.
Dude did you hear what Andrew did with his girlfriend last night? He got really drunk and did a connecticut river run