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19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before
Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.
A verb describing the use of a spoon, probably sharpened, to stab a human in the anus. This is used is prisons in Australia, as the spoon is the only metal in the prison system.
Josh: Did you hear Terry did a Crim-shank?
Sam: F*** that’s so bad.
A sharp knife being used in a sexual way.
Billy:"I was going to stab you last night, but I met up with a girl"
Jimmy:"How did the girl stop you from stabbing me?"
Billy:"Because i used the knife on the girl, we did some Sexy Shank"
the biggest bitch you’ll ever know
“You know that girl in math class, yeah she’s a total kathryn shank”
A term use to inform someone that you are about to stab and rob them.
Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.