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When you cum in a food container and don't tell anyone and you wait for them to eat it
I totally left an AMISH SURPRISE in that jar of mayonnaise that Mikiel is putting onto his ham and cheese sandwhich
When a girl is on her period you eat her out then french kiss into her mouth
i just gave mary a vampire surprise
A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.
A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.
"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."
Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.
Yo babe, I got you a surprise popper.
gravy with some salt and marshmallows
i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes