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A wannabe valley girl is a prepubescent/pubescent girl that often inserts typical "valley girl" phrases such as like, totally, totes, omg, dude, etc. into their language at random intervals in attempt to seem more feminine and girly, and more appealing to boys of the same age. Often these girls are unwitting that they are making themselves sound like valley girls, but most of the time they are, and see valley girls as epitomes of femininity. However, wannabe valley girls usually get the opposite of their task (to get hot boys and seem more girly) accomplished, and succeed in making themselves look like complete and total dumbasses.
Usually, a wannabe valley girl will mispronounce the typical valley girl words--for example, a wannabe valley girl pronounces "dude" as "dood" and in the wrong tone of voice.
They also will have a touch of emo in them (fake emo, not real emo) and are often spoiled brats that max daddy's credit card out at least 2 times per month, trying to dress "trendy" (but in reality, their "trendy" is actually trash). They are not afraid to let their brattish personalities shine through.
Wannabe valley girls often insert the word 'like' in between every word and don't sound like a "natural" valley girl.
Wannabe valley girls are extremely annoying, even more so than Original Valley Girls.
Wannabe valley girl: "Hey, like, dood, like, do you, like, totes, like, wanna go to the totes cray-cray, like, prom, with, like, me? Like, totes omg omg omg!"
Dignified guy: "No, I don't go out with dumbasses such as you, a wannabe valley girl."
Wannabe valley girl: "Wut? Dood, you, like, must, like, be, like, kidding me! Omg! Omg!"
Dignified guy: "I hope you have an effing horrible day, corrupted and annoying citizen of the modern era."
*Dignified guy exits*
Wannabe valley girl: WAAAAAAHHHHH! I am, like, SO over! I'm, like, gonna totes go, to, like, the mall and, like, buy 10, like, tons of trash clothes!!!!
Wannabe valley girl 2: ME, like, TOO!!!!! Even though, like, nothing happened, to, like, me!
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A homosexual male. "Venturing into the Vegemite Valley"
I think they're Vegemite Valley Venturers
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A blunt that has the tobacco rolled out, eliminating the need for cutting the blunt. You then pack the weed into the blunt (cigarettes work well for packing), and walla, you have a Bear Valley Blunt. For best results, smoke it in Bear Valley, California.
Yo dude, we're in Bear Valley. Let's roll a Bear Valley Blunt (B.V.B.).
Man, that B.V.B. got me HELLA blunted.
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When you hit a juul or e-cigarette while simultaneously hitting a weed pen .
I was on cloud 9 after I hit that Silicon Valley splif at the party last night!
Shopping mall in Flint, MI. Very ghetto and also referred to as Ghetto Valley
"I'm going shopping" "Oh where at?" "Just up at Genesee valley center". "Man you mean Ghetto Valley?"
a shitty small school in the middle of nowhere, most of the kids who go there are thots, farmers, and douches. most of the people there don’t wanna be there, especially because of the terrible administration and awful lunch
:did you here about what happened at oley valley hs?
:never heard of it
A school in Ohio that has NO drama, everyone here has ugly asf mullets, everyone is homophobic and transphobic, racist, and bullies you for your personal issues.
Oh you go to Tusky Valley Highschool? That must suck.