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A toilet attendant is a guy who gets caught jacking off in the men's room and, as a way to prevent other cadets from doing it, has to spend three hours in the head asking other cadets if they want to be sucked off -- and of course, has to suck a lot of dick.
I got caught beating my meat in an upperclassmen's restroom, and I had to be their toilet attendant!
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A male protitute who works out of mens rooms.
Being a toilet trainer helped me buy my new Pinto!
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Random short bloke who hangs around the ladies toilets at our company. Probably sniffs the seats too.......
Watch out, the toilet gnome is about!
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A ring of crap that is left from letting shit sit in the toilet for to long.
I almost threw up when i look in your bathroom and saw your toilet mascara.
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a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!
rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
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"Did she go down on you...y'know, did she flush your toilet?"
"No."
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concept of peeing and deffing on the earth, trashing the earth
just flip your stick out the window earth a toilet!
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