tequila tongue twister

When you take a tequila shot from a girls vagina via test tube shooter and then eat her out.

I gave that bitch a tequila tongue twister and she squirted everywhere!

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tongue game strong

when a boy/girl is amazing at giving head .

"yo jah !! Amaya's tongue game strong"

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Church tongue

When you eat out a demonic zombie nun inside a church whole she flicks her snake tongue and clasp her hands together.

"Dude, I totally caught church tongue last Easter."

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tongue tambourine

Clitoris

The part of a woman's body you slap and shake with your tongue.

My girl had me playin' the tongue tambourine for a half hour last night; my jaw is still sore.

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tongue depressor

its when u find a chick with a weak gag reflex who usually doesnt like to suck dick but will and stick ur wood in her mouth as far as possible, making her gag and choke with out mercy.... u can also add a " say ahhh" in their for comedic purposes

" man she'll mever blow me again cause i told her to say ahhhh and they gave her the tongue depressor and she almost threw up "

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Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.

Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt”

Judas Worm Tongue

A “Judas Worm Tongue” is a conniving, weasel–like traitor who is a backstabber and has troll-like characteristics. Many times, this person is a co-worker, dysfunctional family member or neighbor.

Judas is from “Judas Iscariot” the buddy and 13th student of Jesus of Nazareth who handed him over to the authorities to be executed for a bag of silver. Worm Tongue is from that nasty “shit stirring,” “dark friend” character in “The Lord of the Rings” by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Wow…my ex-best friend just robbed me blind and also fucked my wife in the process…what a Judas Worm Tongue he is.