Salad tossing wanker

1: while wanking tossing the salad
2: a fucking mongloïd who you like to see tossing a fat mom's salad.
3: a teamkiller
4: a fucking lower level n00b who puts you out with a n00btube from the other side of the field
5: the fuckface who steals your crate at the last moment
6: an ugly guy stinking next to you

-- You fucking salad tossing wanker!
-- Go tell yo mama and toss her salad, you fucking wanker
-- you like tossing my salad? ... fucking wanker.
-- all of you fucking wankers, toss my salad!

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tossing one's salad

1. To reign supreme over an opposing force; dominate
2. To rape, pillage and plunder
3. To mix an individual's leafage and vegetables with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, usually in a large, glass bowl, with tongs, under the protective blanket of comfort and security that is Suburban America

1. "This latte with extra foamy stuff could easily be tossing one's salad right about now."
2. "William Wallace tossed English salad."
3. "Jane, our 17-year-old honor roll student, school newspaper editor and easily noticeable virgin, tosses a mean salad. Great work, Jane."

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Tazmainian Toss Pot

Someone who is a mentally challenged, a wanker,arse wipe, etc, etc

You fucking Tazmainian Toss Pot

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Toss Your Salad

This means to jack off or to beat your meat. Not to eat ass. That is "cleaning your kitchen."

As a 16year old boy, I "tossed my salad" regularly.

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Toss Yo Cookies

1. The act of enthusiastically spraying your ejaculate on or about your partners hindquarters after vigorous anal sex.

2. Rummaging through a friend's cabinet for a snack, only to find that he has a package of stale cookies, and informing that friend that you are going to throw said cookies away.

1. Trimble furiously drove his Kosher Missile into Grandma's Hershey Highway, but soon felt as though he was going to spill the gravy in the brown bbq pit, so grandma just said "Go ahead and toss yo' cookies darlin!".

2. Darnell: Hey Alfred yo stanky ass be keepin these stale muhfuckin cookies? I'm sorry dog but imma gonna have to go ahead and toss yo cookies homeslice!

Alfred: Ah dog, you know they got at least another week in'em!

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toss for eating crackers

beautiful babes are exceptions to the rule. Hot chicks do not get tossed out of bed for eating crackers and leaving crumbs.

Kim is so hot she won't get toss for eating crackers

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cane tossing

It's when Lenny gets mad and tosses his cane at the dumb waitresses when they don't bring him his alcholic beverage.

"Dumb ho!, where's my margarita!" (throws cane in waitresses face)

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