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Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.
When someone is jinxed.
A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.
My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.
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synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch
Stop being such a touch-hole!
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In restaurant service the "tender touch" is when a server (typically female - due to social taboos regarding men touching women they don't know... Or touching other men they don't know) puts their hand on the guest shoulder and then leans into answer or ask a question, taking order, or thank them for their business. Typically employed by young female servers with older male patrons. A tactic used to generate a better tip.
When dropping the check, the female server used the tender touch, leaned in, and thanked the gentleman for dining at the restaurant tonight.
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when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
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Like the Midas Touch, but for Elon Musk. Everything he comes into contact with becomes sexier, no exceptions. e.g. Rockets, space suits, cars, over-sized blowtorches, etc.
"Hey, did you hear about the new merch that Tesla is releasing?"
"Yeah, it's got the Musk Touch."
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Ginger touch is when whatever someone touches breaks. It’s called ginger touch because of how retarded gingers are
-Someone breaks something
-“Shit, he must have the ginger touch”
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basically means fighting like when you in front somebody face and y’all noses touch ... y’all touched nose, now y’all gotta fight.
female friend: Jaya tryna fight!
you: tell her ass touch nose.
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