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Similar to tennis elbow, it is a pain in the arm that results from intense masturbation occurring more often than usual. Often happens after a long relationship has ended and the dumped person feels sexually frustrated. Created by Chelsea Handler in her memoir, "My Horizontal Life."
After I discovered him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow.
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when something is so glorious and shiny or nice that it is refered to as a pandas vagina;maybe something is so beautiful it is a beautiful as a pandas vagina.
ya man that chick was panda vagina status!
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a party of all girls who aren't cool enough to get any guys
I didn't want to go to her party anyway, what a vagina fest!
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To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.
"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"
I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.
I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.
That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.
I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.
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when a guy doesn't cum inside of you; he pulls out before it gets messy. therefore, it doesn't count as sex.
"No, I totally did not have sex last night! He pulled out. It was just a vagina job, I swear!"
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The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
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(noun) The act of using one's tongue to clean, arouse, or probe a female's vaginal opening.
I had a hardcore vagina licking session last night and now my tongue is all sticky.
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