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People say that blue eyes are pretty, and yeah, they are, but brown ares are exotic and rare, and that's what makes them special, that's what makes them beautiful. Brown eyes represent mystery and makes eyes look extremely dramatic. It look...s great on all shades of skin. It's the most beautiful colour of eyes, and also sexy as hell. If they get contacts, they are just degrading themselves. Brown looks plain on paper, cause it is a plain and boring colour, but when put into eyes, and the light shines through it and it's like it's reflecting off glass, brown no longer describes it. It becomes a whole new colour, and it's just gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and any other words you can think of.
When you look into brown eyes it's like falling into soft, deep, rich, Belgian chocolate. Writers often say in books that when they look into someone's eyes they feel like they're falling into them. When you look into brown/blackish eyes, you're falling into darkness, you're so happy you can't see. But when you fall into blue eyes, what are you falling into? The ocean? You can't fall into the ocean, or you will drown, silly. And when you drown, you die.
Conclusion: blue eyes kill. Brown eyes kick ASS!
Blue eyes are pretty, but brown eyes are GORGEOUS.
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This is rhyming slang for the word dead. This meaning of dead is used when you are tired/knackered and can not go on etc.
"Alrite pal? Fancy Coming Out on the town tonight?"
"No Thanks, I'm Brown Bread"
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Another name for Newcastle Beer.
I want to get drunk. Pass me a newkie brown.
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A human eye iris color often compared to the much more rare blue eye color as if it has some kind of self-image problem. despite the ridiculous and imagined second-best complex, brown eyes are still scientifically proven through the use of imaging software to be genuinely more attractive and trustworthy than blue eyes. Another myth about brown eyes is their correlation to chocolate. There is no such similarity, brown eyes are much more like honey, maple syrup, or liqueur in their translucently solid and light reflecting qualities.
The girl with the brown eyes glanced at him for only a second but still won over his heart, causing him to break up with the blue eyed girl the very next day.
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The only suburb of Milwaukee with a 1:1 ratio of blacks and whites. Has a bowling alley, Salvation Army. The site for the PGA tour (in the aptly named Brown Deer Park).
Also known as: Brown Dizzle, BD-Town, The Village
"I live in Brown Deer. White people and black people do too"
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A condition that occurs when a man wipes back to front smearing shit on the ball sack
No girl would give J.P. head due to horrific smell coming from his brown balls
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