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Usually describes the tactic of a famous football coach Jose Mourinho. It means all players including attackers, midfielders and defenders are stuck in the penalty area to defend and without counter attack.
A: What is this team called? They are parking the bus and there is even no counter attack.
B: The team is Manchester united.
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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.
B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.
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Its meaning changes with the situation it is used in. It can be praise or condemnation. An exclamation of failure or of victory, awesome or lame!
"Man, I just killed that bear bare handed! I really shit the bus on that hairy son of a bitch."
"Dude, buddy, dude, I totally forgot how to ge to the beer tent. I completely shit the bus."
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Someone who gives oral pleasure on the back of a school or coach bus. Someone who feels that a bus is an appropiate place to have intimate moments with their non-Boyfriend.
Guy 1- "Wow, the girl Michelle is SUCH a bus whore."
Guy 2- "I Know, i know..."
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what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)
Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.
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How socialist fucktards/campus radicals/posers from MoveOn.org spell President Re-Elect Bush's surname.
OMG! OMG! OMG! Pre$ident-$elect Bu$h want$ to rapez tha enviremint $o he can enrich hi$ oil buddy$ at Halli Burton which i$ the only rea$on he made u$ go to Iraq ba$ed on lie$ about WMD'$ and that $addam wa$ re$pon$ible for 9-11 $o he could give ma$$ive tax cut$ to the riche$t .01% and throw gay$ into consintra$hun camp$ becuz he'$ $uch a fuc'n NAZI!!!!!!!1 OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! (and omg).
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That window licker on the blue bus is staring at me
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