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When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?
Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
A light skin fuck boy jerk who leads girls on but knows that he can’t commit to one.
Preston lewis is an asshole.
A small ginger midget with a 1 inch penis and pubes like ice spices hair
Lewis twiddy is used as a cum cushion
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The generic name for the biggest dickhead on the planet
"Did you hear about that dumbass George Lewis?"
"Yep, he fucked an apricot"
Lewis and Mia. Simply the most amazing couple possible. Lewis is a tall blonde hair, blue eyed male. Typically into sports (mainly basketball) and games and would always prioritise Mias needs and achievements. Mia is a shorter girl with brown/blonde hair and blue eyes. She is mainly into things she fixates on and is a caring soul always wanting to be near Lewis. They both click amazingly since they both care so much for each other. They tend to act like really close friends but when things get heated they take it seriously because it makes them happy. Their love languages are eye contact and physical contact. They both discreetly try and make contact a lot which is another reason they find it hard without each other’s warmth. Lewis tends to be a pisces and Mia tends to be an aquarius.
Person 1: Hey have you seen how Lewis and Mia act together?
Person 2: Yeah they are simply an incredible match, i can’t stop thinking about them!
To charge two companies for a full days work in a single day while never turning up to either of them
Where did you work today Alan?
Mate chucked a Lewie today with King and Allied, I've been in the shed all day, very nice.