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The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.
Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.
The ability to detect a boner in someone's pants when they're above a 3.0 blood alcohol level from at least 15 feet away.
She gently gazed over his crotch with her boner goggles to see if her pray was ready to be capsized.
The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.
I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.
An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.
I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.
A woman who likes the dick so much that she will do anything for it, leaving her man in complete control, just a puppeteer's hand controls a puppet.
Yo that girl's my boner puppet. She'll do anything I ask just so I fuck her after.
;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.