Rural Dictionary

You're a good man, Charlie Brown

Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.

Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

by Archer Thornwood. July 28, 2017

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you're going down game

so basically you tell the opposite sex of someone you know you're going down. and base on what they doing in private to you , is going to be their reaction. if they doing good and you a man they may think talking about laying them down to have sex with them or going down to suck your dick. and if you a female telling a male he may think you talking about eating her pussy but if they been doing bad stuff to you. they may think you talking about getting arrested or beating they ass or beating the fuck out of them.

you're going down game is the most fun i had. it showed me who my true friends are and the back stabbers. pretending to be friends but really enemies called frienemies.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 28, 2022

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You're A Little Bit Fat

THE MOST SAVAGEST BURN EVER. Saying someone is fat doesn't hurt as much as someone saying you're a little bit fat

Xbox Life Dude: You're GAYYYYYY
Big Brain: Well You're a little bit fat.

by Kookies_BeLike March 24, 2020

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Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.

After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"

by Someone who kinda exists August 9, 2021

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