Wow, Squidward, You're Choking!

Person A laughs when Person B hurts themselves.

Karma frowns upon Person A, and they find themselves in a state of distress.

Person B saves them, despite the fact that they should be laughing back at Person A for getting absolutely wrecked by Lady Karma herself, and all is good in the world.

After causing SpongeBob and Patrick to have a falling out, Squidward admires his handiwork.

"Aw, tartar sauce!" SpongeBob yells before slamming his door.

Patrick does the same, slamming his rock straight down...and he hits himself on the head, turning him into an accordion.

Squidward starts laughing his ass off at Patrick's hilarious injury, but then he accidentally swallows a fork and it gets lodged in his throat, choking him and making him lose consciousness in just a matter of seconds.

"Wow, Squidward, you're choking!" Patrick laughs, before quickly rushing to Squidward's aid. He then successfully forces the fork out of Squidward's throat, saving Squidward's life.

"I win!"

You're A Little Bit Fat

THE MOST SAVAGEST BURN EVER. Saying someone is fat doesn't hurt as much as someone saying you're a little bit fat

Xbox Life Dude: You're GAYYYYYY
Big Brain: Well You're a little bit fat.

the difference between you're and your

Your is a possession, and you're means you are, you idiot.

YOU'RE a dumb skunt because YOUR grammar is horrid, just like YOUR face
Wow I'm so glad I know the difference between you're and your!

you're going down game

so basically you tell the opposite sex of someone you know you're going down. and base on what they doing in private to you , is going to be their reaction. if they doing good and you a man they may think talking about laying them down to have sex with them or going down to suck your dick. and if you a female telling a male he may think you talking about eating her pussy but if they been doing bad stuff to you. they may think you talking about getting arrested or beating they ass or beating the fuck out of them.

you're going down game is the most fun i had. it showed me who my true friends are and the back stabbers. pretending to be friends but really enemies called frienemies.

bang bang you're dead

steat slang meaning a violent death by gang bangers

yo hoe mess with that dude and next thing you know bang bang you're dead

you're cousin an english muffin

worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap

1: ur mom gay

2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin

Bird (if you're from the south)

A female counterpart of a male, whom they are very much attracted to and are in a relationship. they are happy to see, hear, touch, smell and taste one another

Bird (if you're from the south) -

i.e "alright son what you got there then?!" " O alright geezer this is my BIRD" (kisses on the lips and looks lovingly into their eyes)