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when michael lee plays with little kids at the pool in his golf clothes
michael is a pedo. he pulled a one night.
The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?
The game will suck you into a mode of which you can't return from
"Aura!! Time for dinner." One more level" we never heard from aura again
Subscribing to a streaming service just for a single show
“Man I’ve got one-show syndrome so bad for Cobra Kai”
“Sir this is a retirement home”
When someone only eat one fry at the time
Buys fry at shop: Eats one fry
YOu are one fry guy
A persons who weighs practically nothing and could be classified as 2 dimensional due to how skinny they are.
Why didn’t one bone show up for work today?
Oh, I heard he was taking a shower and slipped down the drain, so they had to call a plumber to try to save him!