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When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out
Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.
When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.
"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."
a type of sex position where the female lays on her side on the side edge of a flat surface in the corkscrew position, and while the male thrusts with passion, he takes the lady’s left leg over his right shoulder so one leg remains on the surface and the other is being held by the male
I’m telling you! The Off-the-Grid Starfish had me trembling!
When a notoriously hot chick is in the twilight of her hotness and about to pass over into mediocrity.
Pam Anderson was the ultimate hot snatch, but I saw her recently and she’s an inch off the wall.
When a woman wants to remove her bra, and she first takes off her shirt, then takes off her bra, and then puts her shirt back on. This exposes her breasts to onlookers (and hopefully a camera phone) for a few seconds.
If that bra is becoming too restrictive for you, why don't you perform an off off on?
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I need to knob off into town.
I'm just knobbing off out.
Where's Pete gone? He's knob off to Benidorm for the weekend.
Right, I'm finished for the day, so I'm knobbing off home!
A male or female twerking while bringing themself to manual orgasm.
Jarod came home early and caught Karl twerking off to Rock and Shea.