one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.

Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok

One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

Post one chicago depression

a state of sadness/mental unstability after watching an episode of one chicago

”why are you so sad”
-”Leslie shay just died last night, post one chicago depression”

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)

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The one arm Louie

When you are in the doggy style position and you put your girl in a half nelson.

I was fucking my girl last night and put her in the one arm Louie.

The one arm Louie

When you are in the doggy style position and you put your girl in a half nelson.

I was fucking my last night and put her in the one arm Louie.

Onning

When you are turning something on. If there’s a word to turn something off (offing) why can’t there be one for the opposite.

I was onning the light.