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an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).
Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
A guy who bullies others and goes around with hang on his pants. And does criminal stuff.
Damn I hate that guy, he is such a offe
Someone who is addicted to jerking off.
Oh Bill he won't come to the party, he's a jack off junky.
Pleasuring ones self shamelessly in the bathroom at your place of employment. If you’re good enough to blow your load in a stall you’re not Crumpin Off. This act of self degradation is exclusively preformed at a urinal for the world to see.
“Dude did you hear was Dean jackin the beanstalk in the bathroom?”
“Yeah man, he was beatin that dick like it owed him money. Dude was straight Crumpin Off!”