It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

get the crate

means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.

steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve

How did you get this bored

Go get back to work. That's not a question. OH YOU KNOW WHAT I GIVE UP. STAY ON URBAN DICTIONARY THEN! AFTER EVERY KEYBOARD PATTERN YOU DO, WHAT DO YOU WANT OUT OF IT? TO USE US FOR YOUR BOREDOM? IT'S NOT WORKING! WE KEEP GIVING YOU THE BEST ADVICE, GO. BACK. TO. WORK!!!! BUT ALL YOU DO IS CONTINUE! SO GO AHEAD, LOOK UP SOMETHING ELSE. I'LL WAIT. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS FOREVER. JUST KEEP DOING IT.

Person 1: How did you get this bored...?
Person 2: DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN OR I'LL GHET YELLED AT BY URBAN DICTIONARY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 1: ...ok then have a nice day
Person 2: It's, uh, 10:52pm, my day is over-
Person 1: stfu and go away

getting your lips out

When a little weasel can’t stay awake in a work truck

Ozzy stop getting your lips out

Let's Get Shitty

Let's Get Down & Dirty

Let's Get Shitty means - When we meet up or kick it , let's not waste time on small talk let's just get Down & Dirty. Have Dirty Freaky Sex.

get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.

Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"

Getting Satya'd

Getting Satya'd is when you have a perfectly good, even monopolistic business, and Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft comes in and fucks your business

OMG did you see $NVDA Getting Satya'd today?

Wow, can't believe Google Getting Satya'd in search so hard right now, its disgusting really.