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Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.
Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.
Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay
I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying
When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert
"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch
To fuck someone there and there
“I was going to lay one on you tonight”
“you should of!!”
When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do
I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other
Similars to kick ons but generally involves the use of cannibas.
Dude 1: are you coming to cook ons after the club.
Dude 2: nah mate I'm wrecked
Dude 1: don't be a pussy, do it for the cook ons.
Remember in the movie City Slickers when our favorite cowboy is about to find out the meaning of life but then the one with the knowledge to pass on about what the "one thing is" keels over first? That's how finding the One is. You die before you find out who it is. Or die trying! Or try not to die?
Is the One an actual thing? Are there multiple ones? Is there one for now and one for later?