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Rip your face off

When you get so drunk that you feel your face being ripped off.

Jesper: These drinks are really strong!
Ian: Yeah - I feel my face being ripped off!

Damn. I'm so hung over. My face got ripped off yesterday.

Be careful with these drinks. They will rip your face off!

by DK Maestro June 20, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit faced nigga bum

Often used as an exclamatory insult refered to drunk hobos.

(someone misses at beer pong) " Shit faced nigga bum!"
"Look at that shit faced nigga bum on that curb!"

by mamallama December 30, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.]

The often recurring condition in which the state of one's face appears to feel as if it is "lazy," and/or "droopy" due to their current state of being stoned.

It could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.

Man, Bob sure is suffering from a serious case of Lazy Face Syndrome L.F.S., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into space this whole party.

by TheSmokeBloke July 22, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jizz Faced Cow In A Blanket

When a girl gives head to a guy till he cums, she rubs the cum all over his dick, and then puts the penis in a hamburger

Person 1: Dude i love hamburgers
Person 2: Then just make your girl give you a 'Jizz Faced Cow in a Blanket"
Person 1: YES! Thats perfect!

by MoeChama November 6, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


bitch face slag hoe

The ugly bitchiest slag hoe around

"Yo dawg did u see that gal"

"Yeh she a bitch face slag hoe"

by cowbaby April 7, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


I will kick you in the face.

Term used predominantly by white girls whenever they feel threatened or offended.

Person 1: Tomorrow, I'm going to tell him what you said about Omar.
Person 2(presumably a white girl): If you do I will kick you in the face.

by oboelord'95 December 31, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Resting cunt face

Male version of Resting Bitch Face

Applies to all guys who look like an absolute miserable cunt without trying

"Fuck that guy looks like a hard cunt", "nah he just got a resting cunt face"

by Jaznn Le February 1, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž