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There's no such thing as a one horse town any more than there is such a thing as a one fish pond.
This town you're calling a one horse town and are claiming to be the one horse in isn't that at all dork, and that's coming from someone that unlike you is actually from the town originally. For those of us originally from the town, the fight against you, even if it's just me fighting, isn't about superiority or finding out who's better than who, it is about home for me as it is for them. Nobody but you cares about a stupid fucking battle for superiority which is why nobody wants you around.
What a pretentious person calls a town.
There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.
A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”
Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.
A name for a relationship that only lasts a short amount of time (usually a week or under)
Person 1: They just broke up
Person 2: Yeah it was a One Minute Relationship
Australian for a Bunnings BBQ sausage sizzle. Where you get 1 sausage sanga without onions.
Hi, I'd like one without please.