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Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
What your teammate says when they didn't hit them a single time.
Dipshit: He's one hit!
Me:HE'S FULL HEALTH!
The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.
Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"
when your on a call with your friend on discord and HE KEEPS USEING VOICEMOD
I FUCKING HATE HIM, DJ for one
To cock or load a round of ammunition into the chamber of a weapon.
My gun was unloaded, i forgot to jack one in.
A nigga from kik who says all females are his soulmates.
Also goes after men and thinks all women are men.
Copy pastes quotes constantly.
Demands white men to pay reperations for the past.
Man 1: Dude I think she's my soulmate
Man 2: You say that about every girl l. Stop being a one love.