when someone’s being annoying you say “wanna get ur main bitch taken?”
bro 1: man fuck you
bro 2: you wanna get ur main bitch taken?
bro 1: *silent*
Hym "Getting through to you motherfuckers is like trying to reach up my own asshole and pull my dick out the other side. Holy shit. Really. It's wild. This is ridiculous."
MUG MUG MUG MUG the only reason i did this is so i can see get the get the mug mug mug
Bob: Jim why does my mug say "Get the mug mug mug"
Jim:HAHA FUNNY
Bob:UGHHHHH
When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.
Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!
when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly
"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"