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When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven
Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex
When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing
Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled
You give the person who's annoying you or someone you really hate two option
1. They fuck off meaning they get far away as possible from you
2. You beat the living shit out of them
Bitch: Ey can I check your notebook, I just wanna see your answers for example
(See bitch here is trying to copy off your friend who is very nice and won't say no, Bitch here is trying to be smooth saying they'll only check it for reference when they are clearly trying to copy off it)
Y/N: Sorry bud, no can do you either fuck off or get fucked
Bitch: Dayum okay
A saying regarding the 2007 Need For Speed game Pro Street, where the player has to finish the Nevada highway speed challenge, but get totaled in the process. Or see another racer get totaled
"Ryo Watanabe is the showdown king"
(Gets totaled)
Me: haha get Nevada'd boi!
A list of things you are certain you will obtain in the future.
Just added solar eclipse to my getlist! Will for sure experience this spectacle in the future.
Just added solar eclipse to my getlist! Will for sure experience this spectacle in the future.
Just added solar eclipse to my get list! Will for sure experience this spectacle in the future.
When u get anally munted and milked (by ur nipples) by someone else while u edge urself/edging yourself and the muntee at the same time.
When ur mom walks in on you and your friend getting rowdy: Uhhhh goo goo ga ga.
Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile
Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong