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When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.
John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?
Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all
John: Sucks, broski.
It’s Keira. Keira is THE biggest Jungkook Stan on earth and there is no fighting that
Person 1: Ohh it’s Keira!
Person 2: the NUMBER ONE Jungkook Stan?!
1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.
2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
(One Arm Savage) usually sexy mostly found in the jungles it trafficks drugs, arms, and women They are very vicious and dangerous
(One Arm Savage) A guy tha got hit by a truck
if in regard to a birthday on april 13th, homestuck reference. april 13th, or 413 is also known as 'homestuck day' bc its the day the 2009 webcomic "homestuck" by andrew hussie started, and the birthday of the arguably main character j. egbert.
yo you were born on april 13th?!? the chosen one, man.