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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.

Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."

by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020


getting porter morris’d

the phrase “getting porter morris’d” refers to the act of getting raped by your cousin.

*ring ring* call from porter morris
*answers*
“whats up man?”
“your sister is getting porter morris’d”
“WTF SHES YOUR COUSIN”

by December 1, 2023


GET BACK IN THE BAG NEBBY

A pokemon meme where nebby won't stay in the bag

GET BACK IN THE BAG NEBBY!

by Pseudonympsedonym April 22, 2023


get stolen

When one of your friends steals something of yours without asking.

*Person 1 eating fries*
*Person 2 Steals fry*
Person 2: "Get stolen bitch"

by awesomeale October 24, 2018


Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

by bburkeindaswitch August 14, 2008


act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".

by Mr.McGinnis April 3, 2016


get jojo'd

TO get high with california grass - origin from Get Back by the Beatles

Jojo was a man who thought he was an owner, jojo left his home in tuscan arizona for some california grass. he get jojo'd

by Boboerto November 1, 2011