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Getting a blowjob from some ratchet woman
Hoogz : i had a tinder date last night. I took her to burger king and ended up getting boffed off in the parking lot
Worm : Nice!! Whats her number?
Another word for getting wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A cheese and hand sandwich.
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night.
Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night
When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.
My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.
i.e. I squirted from my ass.
The guy you see from time to time when you are currently seeing somebody else.
Where’s Desiree at these day’s?
Oh, she’s probably with her off-man, you know how she gets around.
A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.
Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?
Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.
Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".