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Surprise moment when a guy is pissing ( after having to hold it for an extremely long time ) and at the height of the stream he has an urge to shit. The brown turtle head wants out. Now begins the coordinated effort in continuing to piss while keeping from shitting yourself.
Dude I was at a wedding and after about the fifth toast I was about to piss myself. I got to the bathroom and out of now where I had a piss turtle situation on my hands.
When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.
Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.
After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.
Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!
When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.
"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".
When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"
I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!