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An amped up, cooler version of the phrase "Just Kidding"
Obviously ugly girl: Do you think I'm cute?
Guy: Yeah I do, JOSH KELLY you lardass bitch
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1. The law states that any amount of time it takes one man or multiple men to do a task, shall be done in half the amount of time by Josh;
Example. Electrician 1: Wow, we roughed in that house in only 2 days!"
Electrician 2: "Ya man, we killed that house."
Josh: "In Saskatoon me and 2 other guys wired 5 houses like that in 3 hours."
Electrician 1: "Josh's Law."
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Trash at video games and is attracted to men
Guy 1: Wanna team with Josh Butler?
Guy 2: Hell no, hes so bad at video games
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God's final gift to humanity, the perfect woman. Considered to be a myth by some cultures, as the only images of her were discovered on a camera phone belonging to an English backpacker, who disappeared near Melbourne in 2002.
"You're so pale. You look like you just saw Josh's mum."
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The biggest milf known to mankind, so hot making people go silent and stop what they're doing.
Wow Simon why are you so quiet, have you just seen Josh's mum?
The most respectful guy you will ever met. He has the most amazing eyes, that when you look into them you just forget everything else and get lost in them. He knows how to make his girlfriend happier than anything in the world. He has the biggest heart ever. And don't get me started on his looks. He's the most handsome guy I've ever seen in my life.
That girl is so lucky to have him. I wish I could have a Josh Veach!
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To lounge with one's legs open, excessively, in order to draw attention to one's genitalia. This position is most often observed when a person has reached Josh Level.
Don't sit up straight! To catch her eye, you gotta do the "Josh Lean".