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It means when something has finished, and is usually said when a person has won something easily, or when deep down, the person knew they were going to win.
April, May, June, and Julie were playing monopoly. April was in the lead with over $3,000, and when May, June, and Julie all declared bankrupt, April shouted, "That's all she wrote, bitchezzzzz!"
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A very large beastly person whom wants to be a cougar but to old and frumpy to pull it off, one who tries to squeeze into clothes a few sizes smaller and looks like an overstuffed sausage with hail damage. She usually gives real good bad advice on relationships as a single has been. This is usually a female type with a epic fail name. She is a person whom is held together mentally by prescription drugs.
Oops! "She-yeti Manatee" has done it again, why does'nt she get fired already!
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1: insider code giving another guy a warning about a female, more specifically about her propensity to be a crazy cat lady
2: cautionary statement about a female who is less dateable than advertised due to a prolonged stretch of romantic inactivity (which leads to clinginess)
Also note that x increases with a particular girl's level of insanity, and can thus be used as a measure of how much caution should be warranted in attempting to approach her.
John: "Sarah seems pretty cute. What's her story?"
Dave: "Dude, she's got cats."
John: "Tough. How many are we talking about?"
Dave: "At least 6, maybe 7..."
John: "So, like back away slowly then run for the door?"
Dave: "Exactly"
OR
John: "Amanda seems pretty cute. What's happening there?"
Dave: "She's got cats."
John: "How many?"
Dave: "Only a couple."
John: "I can work with that..."
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Based on the famous words of Randy (Ethan Suplee) from the tv show "My Name is Earl": Oh no she didn't. Woman don’t tell me you pushed B7.
Used whenever someone starts playing a song you're crazy about. Professionals follow it up by pretending you're fishing and then dancing your ass off.
Your favorite song starts playing on your ipod while you're on the bus. You get up, shout "OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!" and start walking through the bus while pretending to be fishing.
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A joke that was funny the first few hundred times.
You: (say anything)
Friend: That's what she said!
You: Dude, stop. You've said that every day for a year.
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1) What you say when a person ur having a conversation says something that could mabye be sexual ..............................................but not really.
2) What one says when saying "That's what she said" could almost work, but it doesn't. Because she almost said it, except she just thought it.
(At a softball game.)
Man: Whoops sorry!
Woman: You almost hit me in the head with your bat.
Idiot: That's what she thought!
Man/Woman: Shut the hell up!
(Smoke Break)
Woman: I love suckin this smoke through my mouth to my lungs.
Man: That's what she thought!
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Expression used to turn somebody's statement into a sexual innuendo, or to point out that it sounded sexual. The joke being, of course, that "She" - a mysterious woman, who seems to have sex with a lot of people (and who some believe to be "Your Mom", in accordance with these kinds of joke), supposedly used that statement in a sexual context.
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