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the act of twisting a person's balls counter clockwise with a mechanical claw while inserting a rose to their urethra
I want to watch the video of Qwaned twisted rosing Alch.
this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
when an old man takes a shit in ur mouth and shoves a swizzle stick up ur dick hole
( Hey my dad gave me The Old School Twist the other day i still sting from it)
A variation on the “two in the pink, one in the stink” theme.
The Twisted Sister is: two in the stink, one in the pink.
“She told me to mix things up a bit, so I gave her a Twisted Sister instead”
Smoking "crack"and/or "meth" ..methamphetamine from a glass pipe. While working as a firefighter/paramedic I asked a patient if he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol? He replied I "twisted the whistle" a few times today. I replied with... "twist the whistle"? He further replied... yeah you know smoke crack! "Twist the whistle, twist-ed, twist-ing".
I got my hands on some blue, do you want to "twist the whistle"?
Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.
When a male chastity device is used upside-down, locking the balls in place above the penis.
He asked me to give him a twisted shrimp, but I couldn't wrap my head around the logistics of his desire.