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A game that requires a computer worth more than an automobile in order to run.
I had to sell one of my kidneys in order to upgrade my computer to run Doom 3.
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A ----ing exspensive but state of the art game console.
Dude #1:Look I got a Playstation 3!
Dude #2:Cool! Can I play?
Dude #1:No this thing costs more than you.
Dude #2:---- off.
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Your girlfriend's worst nightmare.
Ex. 1:
(Girl on phone): Hey baby, what are you up to?
(Boy): OVERKILL! FUCK YEAH!
(Girl): ...What?
Ex. 2:
(Girl): *Hugs boy while he is playing Halo 3*
(Boy): Oh my god! I almost had a Killionaire! BITCH! *throws controller*
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I <3 music
I <3 my bff
I <3 lots of other crap
</html>
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When the leader of the sexual act called The Big 3 has anal sex with one man while another sucks his balls. They both swallow the leader's jizz
Dwyane Wade roped Lebron James and Chris Bosh into The Big 3. James, being an inferior athlete and leader, receives the anal, while Bosh, the desperate to be famous and successful, sucks Wade's balls. They both swallow the jizz, James, because he wants to inherit Wade's franchise carrying abilities and savors the flavor, and Bosh because he wants to inherit Wade's marketability, and because he likes to smack it around his mouth in order to make Wade happy.
Commonly, Bosh will give James handjob after handjob during said act, as well as have James spit his share of Wade's jizz into his mouth
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December 3rd is national give any girl ur hoodie day #2. (Some people have to miss the first one because of isolation)
Hey! It’s dec 3 here’s my hoodie!
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