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straight 8

Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.

Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!

Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.

Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.

Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.

by Dr. Dave September 8, 2004

9👍 6👎


Set 8

someone who is extremely lacking acidemic knowledge and common sense. set 8s are usually the popular kids or the ones who are retarded

Jayden you smell of weed “
“I haven’t had any weed”

“oh”
“Such a set 8

by urban2splashy March 25, 2019

57👍 62👎


July 8

Send tit pics to your boy friend day

July 8

by Evevsbsb July 8, 2021

22👍 16👎


"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.

"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"

by TIMMAH von SHIT September 5, 2007

20👍 19👎


November 8

On November 8, you are allowed to grab anyone’s tits.It’s Grab Tit Day!

Watch out girls, it’s November 8, Grab Tit Day!

by ImbeciIAN October 15, 2019

57👍 66👎


8 years

To take a extremely long time to do something

Your taking 8 years to finish that drink

by Ryan Holden May 14, 2003

20👍 18👎


Year 8

Bitches and Dumbasses who think they are the boss cuz they ain’t in year 7 anymore.They tend to have slags and chavs and they usually mess about in class.They don’t really care if they don’t do homework and tend to usually have fights.They also pick and bully year 7’s because they’re new and don’t know the surrounding areas.

•Example•
Year 8: Oi midget!
*year 7 turns around confused*
Year 8:Come here you little shit!
Year 7:(in a scared voice)Are you talking to me?
Year 8:(in a sarcastic voice)Uhhh no,I’m talking to Jesus ,he’s right behind you...(back to normal voice)Who the fuck do you think i’m talking to?!!!Dumb shit!!!!
*year 7 cries and runs way*
Year 8:(whispers to his/her mate)What a pussy!
(Shouts to year 7)Yeah, run away you pussy shit!!!

by YourMumsHookUp October 29, 2019

3👍 1👎