straight 8

Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.

Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!

Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.

Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.

Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.

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Set 8

someone who is extremely lacking acidemic knowledge and common sense. set 8s are usually the popular kids or the ones who are retarded

“Jayden you smell of weed “
“I haven’t had any weed”

“oh”
“Such a set 8”

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July 8

Send tit pics to your boy friend day

July 8

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"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.

"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"

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November 8

On November 8, you are allowed to grab anyone’s tits.It’s Grab Tit Day!

Watch out girls, it’s November 8, Grab Tit Day!

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8 years

To take a extremely long time to do something

Your taking 8 years to finish that drink

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8^y

A representation of the face one makes when you tell them about stairs.

ᶦ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃⁿ 8^y

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