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When you're watching Shrek 2 with your date and they promptly leave afterwards.
"Yo man, how'd your date go?"
"Pretty bad, I got Shrek 2'ed."
Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.
Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?
Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"
Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
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(dik-shun-a-ree-d) v.
Urban Dictionary renamed. This term is used when the editors of the Urban Dictionary "dick you" by not posting a useful and/or funny definition that you have submitted to them.
i subitted my definition for glock- potato (a wonderful game where you and drunk friends sit around and toss a chambered glock back and forth and hope (kind of) that theres no loser) and totally got urban dick'tionary-ed.
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A salad who chills on the Internet, mostly Twitter.
"ALL HAIL BA$ED SALAD"
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generally referred to girls who live in co-ed residences at Dalhousie university, originally from Toronto. Their style includes: the LuLu Lemon pants with Uggs, 'looks like i just woke up' hair (but really worked on it all morning), clip directly on the top of the head, layers pulled over the gluteus maximus, parka jackets, louis vuitton purses (fake), and any other designer, in-fashion accessories. they suck.
kate: 'look at those girls from risley!'
jess: 'why do they come to shirreff and eat salad?'
amanda: 'they're so co-ed'
kate,jess,amanda: 'they're definitely co-ed girls!!!!"
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JACK KUBISH
Jack looks just like big Ed and has no neck !
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The state of impotence and abject disinterest toward the political elective process.
I ain't gonna vote, I can't -- got ED.
ED?
Electile Dysfunction (ED). Had it since Regan.
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