New Jersey Burrito Dog

When 2 gay men rub their penises together

Gay #1: "Have you ever had a New Jersey Burrito dog?"
Gay #2: "No..."
Gay #1: "You should, it's magical"

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burrito de la verga

Cock meat burrito

Hey man I’ve never been here. What should I order?

Definitely try the burrito de la verga! It’s unforgettable!

Excuse me, i’d Love to try your burrito de la verga. It comes highly recommended.

National Stripper and Burrito Day

National Stripper and Burrito Day is celebrated every year on April 24th. We celebrate the love we have for both Strippers and Burritos.

I wish everyday was National Stripper and Burrito Day

I don't talk burrito

Usually when a mexican is insulting you in spanish you can answer that, meaning that you dont give a fuck.

-"hijo de puta, come pollas de mierda"
+"sorry bitch, I don't talk burrito"

Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito

The act of a mexican and a white guy performing disturbing, disgusting, vulgar and raunchy activities within a sleeping bag.

EX.

Friend: Hey did you hear what he did this weekend when he went to spend the night?
Friend2: No what?
Friend: they did the Dirty Bean & Cheese Burrito.
Friend2: Fags

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Double Oreo stuffed burrito

When two 6”5 huge wanker African guys and a 5”1 two millimeter defeater pp tripple team a white women in the bedroom

Jimmy: Hey Alex did you hear than anything got the double Oreo stuffed burrito from rayquan tjay and hector

Alex: yea bro that must of huuurt!

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tube steak burrito

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth

dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito

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