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when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.
Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
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One of the most Bad Ass last names in all of history.
DUDE have you seen this guy's last name before? "De Jesus" what a BAD ASS NAME.
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v. to lose control, flip over tables and go on a angry rampage.
The word is derived from the story of Jesus in Mark 11:15-18, where he found people doing business in the temple and started overturning tables an seats of the people, driving them out.
That final change the client requested made him do a jesus flip.
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Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!
Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*
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when someone is doing something so shameful/extra that you need Jesus to fix it for you because it has become too much. or when something foul has happened and only Jesus can help. made famous by Phaedra Parks from the real housewives of Atlanta.
teacher: "I'm assigning you an essay and a project due the day you come back from winter break"
me: "fix it Jesus
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person #1: "this guy in my class who I've never talked to before just came up to me and told me my mom was a MILF!
person #2: fix it jesus, that is so strange!
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The combination of complexes and dogmatic teachings that create a pathetic personality process that makes the person feel they are 'Jesus like' in the way the world should view them and as they view themselves.
My roomate seems to have fallen into a Jesus syndrome. He feels the need to try to cure the world's ill, right the wrongs that people do unto others while rarely seeing his own passive-egotistic, funky-underwear-on-the floor faults that need corrected.
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