I/Ser

include:

fwee: i/s god
nora: i/s scene kid
misti: i/s weirdo
sess: i/s stupid
stevo&alae&zaf: i/s mexican
fluffy: i/s mullet
star: i/s boring
choco: i/s negro
lauren: i/s lesbian
pavel: i/s ginger freako
rina: ???
person&elizabeth: i/s anorexicz
daphne: i/s abandonr
chandler: i/s man/woman

~by nora~

sess: hey im addicted to pills!
nora: shut up ur so stupid
misti: tee-hee *flashes every1*
stevo: *tacklehug*
dessy: im an i/ser

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I was Frozen

The ultimate trump card for an argument. You say it to win. It was originally said in the movie Suburban Commando by Christopher Lloyd, but the use of it was coined by the Nostalgia Critic.

Woman: "You never look at me that way anymore."
Guy: "Maybe if you looked halfway decent..."
Woman: "I was frozen...today!"

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I Gots

When you the only possible outcome is you having it

Friend: Dude, you gotta get on that chick
You: Bro, I gots

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i cry

A showing that you are of a negative feeling toward something or someone.

"I cry I failed my spanish test"
"I cry I dropped my bag"
"You're so stupid I cry"

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I heard

Personal Pro-noun & Active Verb.
Term used to introduce a piece of information, fictitious or fact, often used to suggest something without letting it be known that you suggested it.

"I heard we're having a party at your crib on Friday, Kris."

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i ching

"ee-ching"

An ancient Chinese oracle, it's now commonly used by Westerners for enlightenment.

The concept centers around the opposites and inevitability of change.

"Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it."

- Collateral

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there's no i in team

yeah, but there ain't no "we", either.

taken from the budweiser commercial featuring Leon.

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