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This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.
Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.
a thing girls say when they really don’t mean it and when you don’t ask them what’s wrong 80 million time automatically thinks you don’t love them anymore
“Baby are you okay?”
“Yes I’m fine”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes bae”
“Okay”
“Are you serious right now you don’t love me,don’t talk to me”
When something just does it for you, whether it be something you like or a photo you saw that you liked, i'ts a term used to express that you accept and like whatever it may be.
"Ariana take a look at this selfie!" "a million times yes, I love this pic"
when someone hits you with their balls
LEXI GOT FUCKED BY YE OLD WESTERN
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You say this phrase when you are contemplating a decision and decide to fuck it and do it because you are doing it for yourslef
"Should I jump"
"Nah mate dont do it"
"Fuck it or fuck ye"
Clive then plunged from the climbing frame and ran to the slide
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Expresses extreme amounts of excitement about the advent of something or the prospect of doing something. Often abbreviated to "SMY".
Person 1: How do you feel about going to the bar?
Person 2: So much yes or "SMY"
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The ultimate confidence booster
"Hey do I look good today?"
"Yes queen slayy"
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