Cum DingleBerries

When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while

"I jacked off in the shower an couldnt get those Cum DingleBerries off my pubes for a week"

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cum back

Blowing your load all over her back. Usually when doing it doggy style.

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Cum Buster

The first piss you take after masturbating. This often results in a spray of piss coming out of your dick.

Guy 1: Dude! Why is there piss all over the wall?!

Guy 2: Hey man, I couldn't help it- it was a cum buster.

Guy 1: OK then.

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Cum Inhale

When a girl is so eager for a man to cum she wants to ceremoniously imbibe it like it’s some kind of precious nectar and she inhales it into her lungs and is lucky if she doesn't end up with Aspiration pneumonia.

Man 1: Dude, that girl last night was very impressive with her cum inhalation skills.

Man 2 :So is your mom..

Man 1 : No.. Your sister can really Cum Inhale.

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cum dam

The awkward pee males take after busting a nut due to the fact that there is still, maybe, just a dabble of spunk left in the chamber. Aiming must be precise in order to get the peepee in the potty. Pee may also come out in a spray, V shaped, or possibility of a drip or six on the feet. (Warning: Slight stinging may occurr!)

DAMN! I just pissed on the floor due to my cum dam! Do I mop it, use toilet paper, or leave it? Oh fuck it. Wasn't that much! RIGHT!!!!!!

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cum junky

nymphomaniac slut that loves cum

that mandy chick sure is a cum junky

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Cum Seizure

when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.

Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.

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