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When the guy doesn't have a condom and you don't wanna have sex so you do the next best thing to save the world by controlling the world population.
Last night he called me to Netflix and Chill but we ended up doing 69 toe sucking.
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When two people have reached their 69 day streak, they must 69 or send nudes to eachother
Aw man we finally reached our 69 day streak
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when youre lickin your girls puss and extend the tongue to lick her asshole!
i heard tom hit his girl with 69 and some change. i always knew he would toss the salad.
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The carnal connection of mediocre attention-hungry accountants that results in so much cringe, both their respective employers immediately file for bankruptcy.
Oh man, Pete and Liz almost caused a major Ch. 69 Bankruptcy with all of their disgusting flirting.
When half fish eats human and has mediocre nipples and emo hair and has headphones glued to their head
Lank master 69 was rocking that emo music
an elegant, fancy bitch.
guy 1: hey who’s that
guy 2: that’s divine swine 69
guy 1: what does that name even mean?
guy 2: an elegant, fancy bitch
It's the same thing as a standing 69, the only difference is that two girls perform the move. One stands up and lifts the other in a tombstone piledriver position and they both eat their pussies until they cum.
Jennifer: I heard that you and Lexi had sex last night.
Becky: It was amazing, we did the lesbian standing 69 and after we cummed I fell back and we dropped in bed.