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Rob:yo,Christopher don't forget tofu killer .
Christopher: I got you bro.
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Is when you Murder somone average or Medeoker(Boring,Plain)
You: Oh my gosh I have to tell you somthing!
Me: What?
You: I commited a Killer-Miller!
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when somebody lies about everything for attention, they may lie about such things as killing people, being the number one kung-fu ist in the world, and also losing your virginity at the age of four
oh for fucks sake human killer is coming over
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n. - A person who has in his/her possession incriminating pics or video of another. This person now has the power to kill your future (jobs, promotions, significant others).
1. Billy Bob: Dang Jethro, Earl is showin' everybody that picture of you with that sheep at the last company picnic - aint no way yur gitten that promotion to janitor now!
Jethro: Yeah, Earl sure is a future killer.
2. Monique: Hey Kathleen, did you know somebody took a picture of you with your dog and is posting it all over school?
Kathleen: I know, I have to find out who the future killer is before that pic hits the internet!
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A Person Who Kills Trends by making fun of them, voicing their opinions and explaining how stupid the trends are.
Dave: Wow. Sam, QUIT BEING A TREND KILLER
Sam: FUCK YOU, STUPID SHEEP!!!!!!!!
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Any guy who is ugly
Jeffery Dahmer was a serial killer because he was UGLY but Ted Bundy was innocent because he was HANDSOME
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One of the most accurate and best bird killers in the whole sport. He is so deadly accurate, he can hit a fucking bird with a fucking baseball. Maybe this is why he gets shit on all the time. The Bird Killer also prefers to kill birds while riding a flying unicorn with his friend that he's known since preschool that drives a civic. He also has something on his eye. It might be a scope or fucking laser for more accuracy or something.
"Did you see Chris kill that bird with a fucking baseball?!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"
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