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When someone is giving a blowjob then pisses
"Hey girl ! want a lemon tart" says the male "sure"says the female
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Lying in bed last night half awake. I thought I was lemon butter. I saw myself (in lemon butter form) spread out on my bed.
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A special sex act in which a male generally pleases a woman; may end up in the tasting lemons in some cases. (this is a working definition as people have different techniques for preforming both the tasting and the cutting)
A man often enjoys cutting lemons, especially when the woman responds or returns the favor.
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When a guy is going down on you, and it totally feels good, but you are still getting over that awful stomach bug, and he’s not understanding the signal to MOVE MOVE MOVE, so you spray hot liquid ass all over his chin. The song Lemon Eyes plays in the background. Did you know that song is about jealousy?
Oh god, remember Lemon Eyes? That was a defining moment in the relationship.
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When you let your dog out of the house for 15 minutes, and in that 15 minute window it gets gang banged by every dog in the neighborhood. And it likes every second of it.
"How's your dog doing?
-Well I let her out of the house the other day and she turned into a Pearl Lemons. Now she's gonna have a litter of puppies"
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the act of sugar-coating your dick and then have anal sex with another man.
dude, i jus gave that guy a french lemon!
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