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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
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The act of shooting an enema of unfertilized eggs up somebody's ass, and then fucking it thereafter and cumming inside to fertilize them. You then leave them there until they turn into little fetuses, and then then shit them out.
Dude, Jerry has an Egg Salad being prepared in his ass.
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Mikey W. loves to toss the salad with Andy S.!
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almost like a rim-job. It is having a male or female lick around the asshole.
Man yesterday I tossed this gurls salad and now I have a shit taste in my mouth!
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a variety of noobs in the same location, who have been owned, or are about to be owned:
different noobs getting slaughtered
you guys are going to be a noob salad
you guys made a pretty good noob salad
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To be totally and completely weightless,
also to be fat free and compiled of mainly oxygen or helium.
"You have lost so much air salad"
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When you pooter in the toitel and cover it with lettuce.
"Have you tried Uncle John's pooter salad?"
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