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Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him
I want to make out with you, you must be Samuel M
That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor
Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"
actor known for playing the role of the black guy in any movie, ever.
Ryan Reynolds nailed it when he described Samuel L Jackson as 'single-handedly ruining the word "MUTHAFUCKA"....'
Famous movie quotes:
:"Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!" Pulp Fiction
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthafuckin snakes on this muthafuckin plane!" -Snakes on a plane
"English muthafucka! Do you speak it?!" -Pulp Fiction
"You know me. Its my duty to please that booty" Shaft
Samuel L Jackson also writes, sings, and performs The Blues as featured in the movie "Black Snake Moan"
"Who's the black guy in that one movie?".........
....."Samuel L Jackson of course"
Samuels mamma is a Swedish word used to describe Samuel, or kareggans, mamma!
I had such an amazing 69 with samuels mamma yesterday!
Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.
"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"
"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel