muff dive

when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening

for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through

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Muff Cabbage

Its a Jersey thing.... you will never understand.

What's a muff cabbage?

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Muff Cabbage

Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls

That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!

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fluffy muff

a small patch of hair that grows in the dimple above a person rectum

Tom was having anal intercourse with Fred when he pulled out and cam on Fred"s fluffy muff

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Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

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muff doogins

A very plumb female's vagina

check out the muff doogins on that girl

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muff cabbage

(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.

She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.

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