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when you make you'r way through a girls pubic hair filled with chunks of duck butter looking for the vaginal opening
for fuck sakes jill...learn how to shave i hate having to muff dive my way through
Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls
That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!
a small patch of hair that grows in the dimple above a person rectum
Tom was having anal intercourse with Fred when he pulled out and cam on Fred"s fluffy muff
Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles
Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito
(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.
She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.