Random
Source Code
Random
An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!
Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie
1👍 1👎
When you and your girl are having sex and she pees on your dick
Last night i was doing it and she gave me a Alabama Pipeline
1👍 1👎
Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.
Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny
Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year
Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny
1👍 1👎
Any female who uses Crisco during sexual intercourse in an attempt to spice things up in the bedroom. The Crisco may be applied liberally and can be purposed for anything ranging from a sensual shoulder massage to a full-on lubricant.
One does not have to hail from the Southern United States to be an Alabama Hannah, but Alabama Hannah’s are typically found in the deep rural pockets of Dixie.
“Dude, my girlfriend Paula and I were having sex the other day, and out of nowhere, she started rubbing Crisco all over my ass. I was kind of into it.”
“Sounds like you got a real Alabama Hannah on your hands!”
1👍 1👎
First you eat a lot of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachios, etc.), then you shit on your hand. After covering your hand with the nut chocolate mixture you fuck a guy in the ass and use your mixture covered hand to give him a reach around.
Scottie-"Todd doesn't look so well this morning."
Larry-"Yeah he hasn't been the same after the boss gave him an Alabama Snickers."
1👍 1👎
incest basically. it's a saying when people from the same family do sexual and weird things.
boy: ooo you sexy
girl: aye thankyou, ur high right
boy: lets go to the bedroom
girl: ur my brother!!
people from the other side of the room:
only in alabama :0
12👍 14👎
when a guy pisses into a girl's vagina and then has a sexy time
I have such a German fetish, i think i am going to give her an alabama lemonade
7👍 23👎